The following was generated by the AI behind AI Dungeon:

Hey there folks! This is David Pescovitz, the CEO of the Internet Corporation for Unnatural Destructive Griefing (ICUDG). I’m sure you’ve heard of me by now since my company has been making headlines lately. However, I don’t think anyone really knows what exactly ICUDG does other than the fact that we’re the only ones who have figured out how to make money off of the internet.

What most people don’t realize is that we aren’t even the first ones to come up with this idea. There was another company called “Webvan” which failed because their business model didn’t work. They were trying to sell cheap plane tickets on the internet, but couldn’t compete against companies like Expedia and Orbitz.

Anyway, I thought it might be good to have a direct line of communication with you guys since I know you’re all very interested in what we do here.

So, are you interested? If so, click on the link below to get started…

As I said, if you’re not interested then no worries, just click on the “No thanks” button.

Good luck with whatever it is you decide to do next!

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